(Skatenigs)
[Intro:] [Dial tone:] [Numbers dialing:] [Line ringing:] [Line connects:] [Beat starts:] [Spoken:] “Hello mom! Heh… Won’t you talk dirty to me? No… It’s been a long time. You never call me anymore. How come I don’t hear from you anymore? I used to like you real good. I used to like you real good! I don’t like you no more, though. I know who I am. I didn’t kill no-one! I know who I am! I know who I am… Don’t hang up!” [Line disconnects:] “If you’d like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you need help, hang up, and then dial your operator.”I got a calling, from above
I’ll dig her up now, time to make love
Thinking to myself; it’s not so bad
Open wide, I start to laugh:
Ha-ha-ha-hah…
Life’s too short, can’t you see?
‘Cause I’m horny, horny, for evil!
It’s too late!
I… Am… Horny… Horny… Horny for evil!
Horny… Horny… Horny for evil!
There’s nothing you do that I can’t imagine better!
Each ejaculation increases the death toll!
Hey baby, I’m on a roll!
“I didn’t kill no-one! I know who I am!”
“What kind of a Christian are you, for God’s sake?!”
My wrist starts to dance when the phone starts to ring
Mom’s on the line and it’s a pleasurable thing
50,000 dead and there will be 50,000 more
Submission is the sickness, but I’ve got the cure! Now is the time;
Horny… Horny… Horny for evil!
Horny… Horny… Horny for evil!
Just when you think you know who you are
It’s like a vice and it’s squeezing hard
The pressure is on; I’ve got to do my best, I want it more, but I feel it less
I got your number and I know your address! Now is the time;
Horny… Horny… Horny for evil!
Horny… Horny… Horny for evil!
I can’t take myself anywhere…
Without making a mess!
I’ve got your number…
And I know your address!
